What's Gayer Than Gay? Eurovision!

It's that time of year, when the drag queens grow their beards out and the frenchies search for their mustaches.  It's time for Eurovision!!

As some of you know, were weren't actually able to get tickets to the Grand Finale because well the tickets went on sale at 1 billion o'clock in the morning California time and we are all idiots who don't speak Danish.  Jon was able to get us tickets to the Jury Finale which is basically the dress rehearsal for the Grand Finale.

So after we ate our faces off at the Restaurant of Hot Giant People (aka Amass), it was finally time to head to the concert.

We walked from the restaurant and hopped in the queue to head into the show.  As you can see there were a lot of interesting people heading to the show...

I mean honestly I love Eurovision, but I was mainly excited because I knew that once we got there Jeff and Jon were going to freak out.  They've been super excited and Eurovision is something to behold.  It's like the gayest thing in the Universe, its like Cher and Madonna had a love child that they covered in sparkles, rainbows and unicorns...it's amazing...

What isn't amazing is their idea of a urinal...a PUBLIC URINAL...

Jeff was NØT a fan...

Once we got inside we took loads of pictures because the spectacle was about to begin...

And it didn't take long for us to make friends.  These guys are cheering for Conchita Wurst, she is the drag queen from Austria with a beard.  See what I mean, gayest place on the planet...

I mean honestly if any of those hate groups wanted to protest they should be here, the entire gay population of the WORLD is here...

Once the show started Jeff and Jon were in gay Heaven.  I know they were prepared for this because they have been to a few Eurovision screening parties at Asan's house...

I just don't think they were entirely prepared for how gay Eurovision is...

Exhibit A.) This is the performer from Poland, they are basically slutty butter churners that wear tops where mountains of Polish boobies are just pouring out, its ridiculous...

And here is Conchita and her beard...

Gayest...

Place...

Ever!!! Also, what the hell is in the water in Europe, Jeff looks like a garden gnome next to these Gigantors...

Once the show ended, we headed over to the VIP area to watch, aka stalk the performers...

My favorite was this dude from Malta, such a good song...

And not bad to look at either...

Jeff and Jon on the other hand stalked this dude "Twin Twin" from France, his hair is beyond ridiculous...

Needless to say this is why I love Jon and Jeff so much because they had the most amazing time and to see the pure gay joy on their faces is something I will never forget...

I mean, LOOK!

That's all for now, tomorrow we have a segway tour and more shenanigans before heading to the outdoor screening of the Grand Finale! Go Conchita!!